Pat Robertson should do God a favor, and tell people he's an atheist.
That's what I do, and it works out really well. That is what makes so popular on this site. :)
Or he could tell people that he's a liberal Democrat. Then, instead of each side having a raving loony reverend (thus creating a sort of MAD deterrent against either side pressing the other about their association with a nut case), they'd be stuck with both Revverund Al and Revverund Pat.