Well, "Honey" was never sweet, but Muskrat Love's lyrics far outweight Honey in terms of utter stupidity.
Here's just a taste(Pun intended):
Do the jitterbug down in muskrat land
And they shimmy
Sam is so skinny
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! {:o /
I couldn't bare to print the entire song.
jello wrestling over which lyrics are worse..."Honey" or "Muskrat Love"....
I now realize why God created me as a sentient being....
;)