And if I close my eyes, click my heels and wish really hard my cat will sprout wings and turn into a flying unicorn and I can have mystical adventures like Harry Potter. Really.
I like that. I'm going to use it, if you don't mind. I like expressions like this. I like "I wish a band of singing dwarves would stand at the foot of my bed and wake me up every morning with 'Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work we go...'.