[zeeba neighba]

Just as I suspected, it's not God who's talking to you.

[Junior]

So you say. I'm sure God speaks to you in CAPITAL LETTERS a mile high. Mostly He just converses with me throughout the day. We have our disagreements, but it's a comfortable relationship -- and He's done me a couple of favors in the past that I owe Him big time for.

It may not be God; it may just be a voice in my head. But He seems to be an all right sort and He's never directed me to do anything anyone would consider evil like burning non-believers at the stake or denouncing other folks.