Ask her to tell the Great Gramma, drunken husband, breakfast, broom-stick story.
I so don't want to be involved I haven't pinged her.
I am going to go draw her bath and make sure her clothes are ready for tomorrow.
I forgot that she has invoked the automatic ping option on my log-in.
Sigh...........
Granddad showed up very late and quite tipsy on evening, he woke Granny up to make him breakfast. Granny said he could eat the dinner she left out for him. Granddad insisted she get up out of bed and make him breakfast, when she again refused he slapped her. Granny got up and made him breakfast, without saying a word. Granddad ate his breakfast then went to bed. When he passed out Granny sewed him up in the sheets and beat the hell out of him with a broomstick (this was back in the early 1900's). Not only did Granddad never again raise a hand to her, he quit drinking.