Sounds OK to me.
Hope this 'Loophole' is used early and often.
amongst additional options approved and available:
- a lapdance from Helen Thomas
- 2 lapdances from Helen Thomas
- playing a recording of Roseanna Barr singing the National Anthem over and over
- a private dinner date with Hannibal Lecter
- a front row seat at a Gallagher performance sans plastic covering
Nobody needs to torture AlQuaedo types. Basically, everything we ever do with those guys should involve animal husbandry, particularly as it relates to pigs. Being in a cell without pigs should be a privilege to be earned by providing useful information.
heard the Jordanians have captured 3 Iraquis for today's blasts - bet they wish they were captured by the Americans...
interrogating AlQaeda members is easy:
give them only bacon until the day they speak.