This is great.
I wrote the following little ditty in honor of all of you at the Free Republic who helped "out" Mary Mapes and Dan Rather at CBS. The title is: Poor little Mary
There once was a producer named Mary
Who, as time went by, became scary
Whilst sitting on her tush
She figured out how to screw Bush
And that's when we all became wary
Her boss man was a complete dip
And Bush, he wanted to rip
Ain't no pie-in-the-sky
I can really tell a lie
But the facts we have are zip
But Mary said "not to worry"
I can make copies in a hurry
I'll make it look real
My lips I will seal
So off they went in a flurry
As the weeks and months went by
Poor Mary began to cry
My name is not good
In the news neighborhood
And CBS told me bye-bye......
I hope you enjoyed this and hope Mary Mapes grows up too!!
Good one!