We also pledge to our Muslim brothers and sister the Sudetenland.
JEWISH PROBLEM
In keeping with the glorious historical past of France, we will had over thousands of Jews to the Imams in order to get them out of France. We also promise to hand over even more than asked for per historical precedent with our collaboration with the Nazis.
AMERICA BASHING
We will increase by 45% our propaganda against the American people and their soldiers fighting the brave Muslim warriors around the world. In addition, we will place an additional "hate-tax" of 32% on all American tourists in and around France, with an additional "Child Tax" of 57% for every American child under the age of 18 who visits EuroDisney.
