To: Sertorius
booze and narcotics might affect our aim.
Hence the need for machine guns. You see, the Brady Bunch might otherwise argue we just want machine guns. This way, we need machine guns. To protect ourselves from pirates.
And we need a very high-speed cruise ship so we can chase down the pirates and hunt them like varmints. I'm picturing a cruise ship capable of 50-60 knots, bristling with machine gun nests that are manned by drunken crack-smoking redneck Americans who are getting lap-dances from strippers (when there's no pirate targets to shoot at).
Seriously, you could get a lot of people to sign up for this.
To: George W. Bush
Machine guns...thousands of dollars
booze and women...thousands of dollars
modified cruise ship...millions of dollars
The look on the pirates faces when a cruise ship full of drunken Disney characters begin chasing them....priceless
:)
79 posted on
11/10/2005 11:46:41 PM PST by
Sertorius
(A hayseed with no Greek and dam^ proud of it)
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