"What the heck is the brown and red threats? And I suppose this guy offers a green non-threat?"
A brown threat references fascists, and a red threat references communists. But, far from being a non-threat, a green threat would be the worst of all, combining fascism and communism under the façade of purportedly benign environmentalism as it does.
EEWWWWWWWUUUUU! Sounds like a partly rotten watermelon.