I read your headline to be "Lord of the FRIES." Either way, it works.
The good news is that I actually heard them report on CNBC today that their latest poll shows that 61% of people now get their news from the internet - about all the reporters could say was "Wow!" - and look at each other with the "how much longer are our jobs good kinda look"...
on another front, after all these years I've finally learned why Paris is called the City of Light - /sarcasm