it comes down to what can be replaced, and what cannot to me.
A car, especially my crappy car I drive to work with, they can blow up, burn or do whatever. Now just know that they will not be "unobserved", but that is one thing.
I still don't understand the "you must come from a part of the country where you don't park your car close to your house" part. Where is that?
You park your car in a garage, don't you? Dirty garage parker!