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Angry moose chases joggers
Aftenpost ^ | 08 Nov 2005 | Nina Berglund

Posted on 11/08/2005 12:47:42 PM PST by School of Rational Thought

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1 posted on 11/08/2005 12:47:42 PM PST by School of Rational Thought
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To: School of Rational Thought

A moose bit my sister once.


2 posted on 11/08/2005 12:48:58 PM PST by OB1kNOb (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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To: School of Rational Thought

Moose bites can be very nasty.


3 posted on 11/08/2005 12:49:12 PM PST by andy58-in-nh
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To: School of Rational Thought

Please use original title:

Angry moose chases joggers


4 posted on 11/08/2005 12:50:40 PM PST by adamsjas
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To: School of Rational Thought
The headline is misleading. I thought I would read another story about Moslims, but instead i get Mooselims.
5 posted on 11/08/2005 12:50:41 PM PST by LoneRangerMassachusetts (Some say what's good for others, the others make the goods; it's the meddlers against the peddlers)
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6 posted on 11/08/2005 12:52:37 PM PST by cloud8
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To: OB1kNOb
No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

7 posted on 11/08/2005 12:52:41 PM PST by Snake65 (Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace-- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun!)
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To: School of Rational Thought

Must be a trend. I thought I saw another thread which said Sweden is having the same problem


9 posted on 11/08/2005 12:53:23 PM PST by ComputerGuy (An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy)
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To: OB1kNOb

my sister Rosa once rode in a bus with a moose.


10 posted on 11/08/2005 12:54:09 PM PST by Rakkasan1 (Peace de Resistance! Viva la Paper towels!)
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To: School of Rational Thought

Those damn moose-limbs!


11 posted on 11/08/2005 12:54:31 PM PST by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
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The joggers must have had cheese in their pockets.


12 posted on 11/08/2005 12:54:48 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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I didn't know mooses could drive buses!


13 posted on 11/08/2005 12:57:10 PM PST by OB1kNOb (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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To: AliVeritas

(ping)


14 posted on 11/08/2005 12:57:40 PM PST by rightinthemiddle (I know my enemy. I have Cable TV.)
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To: School of Rational Thought

Mooselimb Threat placemarker!

Re the threat to Norwegian joggers: frankly, I never thought I was much of a runner until I was chased by a moose one fine fall day!

I've been around moose a lot - those bad boys can move through the bush like a bull through a corn-field - at top speed!


15 posted on 11/08/2005 12:58:09 PM PST by headsonpikes (The Liberal Party of Canada are not b*stards - b*stards have mothers!)
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To: BlueLancer

Ping for møøse rage and humiliation.


17 posted on 11/08/2005 1:00:16 PM PST by dighton
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Møøse Tracks is very tasty.
18 posted on 11/08/2005 1:00:38 PM PST by ASA Vet (There were almost 100,000 US KIA in WW III)
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"Kari Holmås is among those who suddenly found a moose on her tail..."


19 posted on 11/08/2005 1:00:51 PM PST by truth_seeker
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"An angry and aggressive moose has been chasing residents of the Norwegian city of Molde"

Oh, great.

A thread about a Molde-y moose.

20 posted on 11/08/2005 1:02:13 PM PST by Michael Bluth
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