This is SO COOL! Imagine writing about this one for a homework assignment:
"I went on this cruise with my parents to Kenya. Suddenly, we were attacked by pirates! But the crew used a sonic disruptor beam to scare away the pirates, and we all were safe. The end."
"Timmy, please see me after class. This was to be a non-fiction report."
LOL! Very true. :-)
Lol! Good one!