Would I lie to ya, Z-man? Oh, and tell 'em "Chesty was a bedwetter." I know you don't know what that means, but it'll scare 'em to death. Would I lie to ya? Now you just head right on over there and have at it, and I'll buy you a non-alcoholic beer afterward. Here, lemme hold yer wallet...
"And this is very important: Be sure to tell them that on November 10" (the birthday of the Marine Corps).