Al-Qaeda to launch 'offensive' in Iraq to counter US operation on Syrian border

AFX ^ | November 8 2005

[ArmyTeach]

...bomb syria and iran, same day and this time don't give them 2 or 3 months advance warning.

[GBA]

"Earth tremble", huh? Recent history should have taught you that anything less than a nuclear device is just going to piss us off. And really, pissed off is about as nice as we're ever going to be with AQ. Light that candle, Skippy.

[mathurine]

Nuke

[Billthedrill]

Oh, man. Zarkie - c'mere, boy. (Puts arm around shoulders.) It's yer old buddy Abu bin Drill talkin' atcha. See that battalion of Marines over there? They're wusses, Zark, m'man, trust me on that one. What you do, see, is get about 100 of yer best boys to ride over there on their camels and tell them if they don't leave immediately yer gonna kick all their butts. They'll run like rags from a porkchop samwich - hey, no offense, I mean like Frenchmen from a bath.

Would I lie to ya, Z-man? Oh, and tell 'em "Chesty was a bedwetter." I know you don't know what that means, but it'll scare 'em to death. Would I lie to ya? Now you just head right on over there and have at it, and I'll buy you a non-alcoholic beer afterward. Here, lemme hold yer wallet...

[Steve0113]

Oh, and tell 'em "Chesty was a bedwetter."

"And this is very important: Be sure to tell them that on November 10" (the birthday of the Marine Corps).