Yeah, in an alternate reality, fantasy world kind of way.
I love the UU's motto: "Somebody loves you!"
They're just not sure who.
Do you know how to run a Unitarian out of town?
Burn a question mark in their yard.
Being a descendent of the blue faced, pagan Celts (for you Yankee sumbitches that can't read/talk, that's pronounced KELT, dammit, regardless of your basketball team) I would like to know just who you think is better with which to party! Of course that is assuming YOU aren't the sacrifice.
Ithaca is not a city of evil, but a decent old gun for the price.