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Day 12! Think of all that footage Al Jazeera is gathering for their new Reality TV show.
1 posted on 11/07/2005 12:52:04 PM PST by timsbella
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To: timsbella
Don't miss the grand debut of Fatwa Factor!
2 posted on 11/07/2005 12:53:11 PM PST by thoughtomator (Alito Akbar)
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To: timsbella
Funny - the word MUSLIM doesn't show up in a search of that whole article. Neither does ISLAM.
3 posted on 11/07/2005 12:53:52 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: timsbella

Sounds like it is time for Chirac to hire out the 6th Iraqi Army Division to clean up the problem. They could quickly show the Frenchies just how to deal with raving mad Islamos.


4 posted on 11/07/2005 12:55:07 PM PST by Marine_Uncle (Honor must be earned)
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To: timsbella

Maybe Johnny Depp will star. I seem to remember he moved to southern France because America is so violent.


7 posted on 11/07/2005 12:56:21 PM PST by MRobert (MRobert)
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To: timsbella
When are the Gauls going to grow some balls?

Enough with this BS.

8 posted on 11/07/2005 12:57:28 PM PST by Lizavetta
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To: timsbella

How can the French allow this to go on. Their nation is disintegrating.


10 posted on 11/07/2005 12:58:28 PM PST by Rummyfan
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To: timsbella
The rioters stopped the bus and ordered the driver to get out, then set the vehicle afire, said Francis Soutric, chief of staff at the regional prefecture in Toulouse.

Ahhhhh....do you seeee, Jacques??? Zey ordered the dryy-ferr to leave, and only zen set fire to zeee booos!!!!

Zey hafff very good hearts, zeees young purrr-pple.

Veee vill hafff zees prrro-blem sol-fed, very soon, Jacques.

Vive le France!!!

13 posted on 11/07/2005 1:01:18 PM PST by marshmallow
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To: timsbella

It's Bush's fault.


18 posted on 11/07/2005 1:03:31 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Hey hey ho ho Andy Heyward's got to go!)
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To: timsbella
A 61-year-old man died of wounds sustained in the spreading violence, the first fatality in 12 days of civil unrest that has shocked the country.

What did he die of? A heart attack? or was he beaten to death while trying to put out a fire started by these disaffected youthes

24 posted on 11/07/2005 1:42:56 PM PST by normy (Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.)
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To: timsbella
Think of all that footage Al Jazeera is gathering for their new Reality TV show.
They're probably filming the segments right now. Dividing groups into teams and giving them competitive tasks.

I can see it now, team A consisting of 8 young men in scarfs (all named Mohammed), competing with team B consisting of 8 young men in scarfs (all named Mohammed), and the competition is neck-in-neck until one of them finally pours gasoline on a handicapped women and sets her afire and the game show host is all atwitter with amazement at the creativity of it and declares Mohammed the winner, whereupon the two teams start fighting between each other about who the host really meant and they settle the issue by beating to death a 61 year old who attracted their attention by trying to put out a fire.

What fun. Should get good ratings. Team sports are big in the Arab world.

25 posted on 11/07/2005 2:16:24 PM PST by samtheman
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To: timsbella
An American and a Frenchman were sitting on a bus traveling around the French countryside. The American was looking at the map and the Frenchman looked over his shoulder and asked him and pointed "Toulouse?" The American replied, No, we usually won.
26 posted on 11/07/2005 2:18:21 PM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: timsbella

Time to ready ze Panzers!


27 posted on 11/07/2005 2:28:58 PM PST by doggieboy (Bush's exit strategy for Iraq is through Iran.)
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