How about the female teachers? I know a few females (myself included), who are pretty darn good shots! :0)
I rather think I would enjoy that post-event interview of a female teacher putting down a gun-wielding student. Middle-aged woman, long and prim dress, prescription glasses, hair in a ponytail, holding and lovingly stroking a smoking Ruger Super Blackhawk, talking to CBS...
"Well I told him that he was just going to have to go to detention but then he didn't listen, so I had to airhole him."