Well, the vast majority of people on here are pretty conservative, so what's the problem with writing what you want. Where are these rules anyway? Etched in stone somewhere and placed in the Ark? I've been here a while now, I wouldn't call myself a newbie, and I'm certainly not dumb. But, you Sir, are in fact a dumb ass. Have a nice day... :)
Not that they would mean anything to you, of course.
I trust you've taken the time to ignore reading the link at reply # 161.