if they come to burn my car, I'll be waiting with my gun.
Hell yeah!!! Mr Coste, as far as I'm concerned, today you are an honorary Texan. Welcome aboard.
The Spoof Written by Willis Rodney
The Eiffel Tower moments before collapse. Rioters hijacked construction equipment to protest unsatisfactory living conditions in France. Paris, France Has every civilized country in the world simply had enough of African and Muslim immigrants? Judging by France's about-face in response to the rioting in Paris immigrant suburbs, it seems as if the world's patience has reached it's limit.
In the Seine-Saint-Denis region north of Paris where the ethnic violence has been concentrated, rampaging Muslim and African immigrant youths torched 177 vehicles, two public buses, a local school, a supermarket and a gymnasium. Between these bonfires a towering effigy was constructed to represent Satan, as youths screamed, "America the Great Devil! Chirac the Satan!" (in French) while pummelling the effigy with rocks, in following with customary Ramadan tradition.
"The law must be applied firmly and in a spirit of dialogue and respect," President Jacques Chirac told a Cabinet meeting Wednesday. "The absence of dialogue and an escalation of a lack of respect will lead to a dangerous situation."
Unfortunately, attempting to converse in a "spirit of dialogue" with gun-wielding, violent immigrants from extremist countries proved fatal to four police officers who were shot on sight, a train was also derailed in the riot, and one officer suffered injuries when a petrol bomb was thrown in his face.
Even President Chirac was near hysterics when a gang of immigrant youths carjacked a forklift, three Bobcat 1131 Skidsteers and four cranes from a nearby construction site, attached 475 gauge steel power cords to the base of the tractors and Eiffel Tower skeleton beams, and began pulling at full throttle, causing two of the iron support pillars at the base of Paris' famous landmark to break free and the entire Eiffel Tower to fall over to the side, accompanied by a spectacularly loud crash. Numerous injuries were reported by tourists who had been trapped inside the Eiffel's famous elevator when the structure fell over.
On Thursday, President Jacques Chirac called for the deportation of all rioters as well as temporarily sealing the borders against the arrival of more desititute yet ungrateful and crime-prone immigrants in an attempt to crack down on the senseless riots and violence spiraling out of control in the City of Love. "Deport! Deport! Deport! Deport 'zem all! Zey [rioting youths] are scum! If ju do not like it here, go back to Zimbabwe and Bahrain ju ingrates!" This televised outburst was followed by croissants and pinot blanc wine from the province of Alsace at an informal press hearing.
****After a week of riots during which a Renault showroom was destroyed along with the hundreds of cars inside***
I know Renaults are small cars, but how big is a showroom that will hold hundreds of them?
"Aulnay used to be a beautiful town and they've wrecked it."Who did you vote for?
Keep insulting them. They need to have their egos popped.
I'm thinking a lot of the reason for the riots is to drive out all the non-Muslims in the "estates". Once they're 100% Muslim, then they will demand more political autonomy
His 84-year-old mother lives on the estates and is too afraid to go out on her own, so he was taking her shopping - once he managed to get hold of some money.
"There could be war," he said. "If they come to burn my car, I'll be waiting with my gun."
You get my two thumbs up Paul!!!
Be careful however and run like hell if you do shoot someone. You'll likely be behind a rioter in court who gets a muted 2-week probation and six hours of community service for burning a car with four people inside while you get life for shooting someone that did such a thing.
That says it all - the Muzzies already OWN that place.
---"All this only means our taxes will have to go up to pay for the damage," said an old woman taking her poodle for a walk.---
It's worse than that lady. They're going to want your tax dollars to send these thugs to college, so they can be put in positions of authority over you. Just watch!
Ever see Clockwork Orange? The droogies become police and Alex becomes a pampered celebrity.