---Chirac vows order as French riots spread---
Chirac: One order of vows and a side of Grey Poupon seevooplay.
chirac, by definition, is taller than napolean.
chirac, by definition, smells slightly better than arafat, but then arafat has been moulding in the grave for some time.
chirac, by definition, has the balls of a sand flea.
"You must remember, mon ami, we will never fight when surrender, how you say, can be so much more rewarding" direct quote from chirac's father, grandfather and great-grandfather and accepted as gospel by the latest teeney weeney chirac.