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Hillary visits school

Posted on 11/06/2005 12:44:56 PM PST by Cousin Eddie

Hillary Clinton went to an elementary school in Ithaca, New York to talk about the world. After her talk she asked for questions. One little boy put up his hand, and the senator asked his name.

"Kenneth."

"What is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions:

First - What happened to your medical health care plan?

Second - Why would you run for president after your husband shamed the office?

Third - What happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hilary told the kids that she will continue after recess.

When they resume Hilary says "Okay where were we? Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hilary points to him and asked his name.

"Larry."

"And what is your question?"

"I have five questions:

First - What happened to your medical health care plan?

Second - Why would you run for president after your husband shamed the office?

Third - What happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Fourth - Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?

And Fifth - What happened to Kenneth?"


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: hillary; kenneth; larry; school
Couldn't find this posted anywhere, but it's a classic.
1 posted on 11/06/2005 12:44:56 PM PST by Cousin Eddie
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To: Cousin Eddie
HaHa! They killed Kenny?
2 posted on 11/06/2005 12:47:06 PM PST by operation clinton cleanup (GO BENGALS!)
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To: operation clinton cleanup

Those bastards!


3 posted on 11/06/2005 12:47:45 PM PST by operation clinton cleanup (GO BENGALS!)
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To: Cousin Eddie
And Fifth - What happened to Kenneth?"

Suddenly, the lunch bell rings for an early lunch with the senator!

4 posted on 11/06/2005 12:53:16 PM PST by rawhide
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To: Cousin Eddie

A, Ithaca, the City of Evil. Isn't this where "Swamp Thing" was filmed? :)


5 posted on 11/06/2005 1:04:22 PM PST by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

City of evil ping.


6 posted on 11/06/2005 1:05:42 PM PST by Rebelbase (Food stamps, section-8, State paid Child support, etc. pay more than the min. wage.)
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To: Cousin Eddie

Don't get between a hippo and the river.
Don't get between a Hillaroo and power.

7 posted on 11/06/2005 1:07:19 PM PST by Bon mots
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To: Cousin Eddie
ROFL!
Bookmarked
8 posted on 11/06/2005 1:36:12 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Cousin Eddie

Hee-Hee! I got this in my E-mail a little while back, but it is certainly worth hearing again!

Next question is, what happened to little Larry?


9 posted on 11/06/2005 2:56:10 PM PST by Theresawithanh (You'll get me to stop posting on FR when you wrench my laptop from my cold, dead fingers!)
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To: Cousin Eddie

Sorry, but there's no way in heck an Ithaca kid would ask the Hildebeast a question like that. They're too well indoctrinated.


10 posted on 11/06/2005 5:39:44 PM PST by Behind Liberal Lines
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