well, you could call for calm. or you could put more grey poupon on their sandwiches? it is an incredible thing to watch an entire nation slink into insanity. it should be an adject lesson for us, but im afraid it wont be.
Anybody who's ever had a toddler in their home knows that it's no use greeting a screaming brat who is smashing up your house with a weak-willed "no no!"
Time to call in Supernanny, I think.