i say let us send our best over to help the french. clinton is in the area, israel, its only a couple of hour flight. and as reinforcement for the jazz player, get jimmy carter on the plane as soon as possible. see, im american and i like to help.
Excellent idea! Where is Jimmah the Appeaser when the French really need him? He should be over there in the middle of the riots suggesting to the rioters that they should stop, pretty, pretty please.
Oh wait. Jimmah says he's very busy right now, promoting his latest anti-American book.