She stood with him when the times were bad
He knows that he made her sad
But he changed his life
For his young daughters and his wife
This campaign had been very rough
They had proven they’re tough enough
He got the word...they heard him shout
"I’ve got to get a message out"
"Tell Laura I love her…tell Laura I need her
Though she’s packed, she’ll have to wait
Before we move, I’ll fumigate"
He’d been there when dad had proudly served
Like a rock he never swerved
Lessons learned will serve him well
Respect will come from the truth you tell
When they showed him around the place
There’s a troubled look on his face
Then he yelled out loud and clear
"What were those scumbags doing here?"
"Tell Laura I love her…tell Laura I need her
Though she’s packed, she’ll have to wait
Before we move, I’ll fumigate"
He’s sickened by the White House sinks
Wonders what Willy’s daughter thinks
Rapist slime and evil wench
He must remove this awful stench
"Tell Laura I love her…tell Laura I need her
Though she’s packed, she’ll have to wait
Before we move, I’ll fumigate"
"Tell Laura I love her…tell Laura I need her
Though she’s packed, she’ll have to wait
Before we move, I’ll fumigate"
Touching, and yet hilarious, Doug.
I read that Laura went around the place with a Clorox bottle in hand when they first moved in.
And I'm quite sure they brought in a new mattress.........