[Boundless]

> I wonder when Chirac is going to surrender.

Well, the Académie Française did have the word "victory"
officially removed from the French language.

I hear they plan to provoke a German attack so the US
will bail them out once again.

[expatpat]

Nah, the Germans are busy crying about the rotten treatment they got from Poland, so their plan is to invade Poland first.

[varon]

I hear they plan to provoke a German attack so the US will bail them out once again.

While on the topic of a German attack, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a Frenchman or two wishing Germany had won WWII and France was under German occupation which would have been a piece of cake compared to what they have coming from the Muslims!