Such as..?
IF evolution is indeed a fact, how do I go about evolving eyes in the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me from behind?
I suppose evolution is possible, but then, so is producing a complete Encyclopedia Britanica by repeated explosions in a print shop.
Start early. (By early I mean a few hundred million years.)
The observation of the variation of allele frequencies in a population and differential reproduction are fact. Speciation has been observed in the lab and in nature.
Evolution is not a result of the desire of organisms, no does it have a goal or direction. As for your little bit of appeal to emotion and strawman, compare the position of eyes in predators and prey. Take a look at the Flounder fish (Paralichthys) in particular.
You managed two absurd strawman arguments in two sentences.
Plenty of creatures do have a very wide field of vision. However a wide field of vision comes at a cost. Predator animals do much better with accurate binocular vision (for assessing distance through parallax) in a narrow forward-facing field of view. People are predators, not prey.
No biologist proposes that anything like "an explosion in a printshop" produced any living organism. You should perhaps learn something about the theory, or you just make yourself look militantly ignorant when you sound off about something with nonsensical analogies.