They'll need a teleprompter to testify in complete sentences.
Never happen.
I suspect we'll see whole new definitions to words , like the infamous Lier-in-chiefs definition of "is" and that a BJ isn't sex.
The only problem is that such will not be considered to be a defense by a DC jury.
They need a law moving the venue of political trials out of DC. The Dems can't get convicted, and the GOPers can't get acquitted.
Should be very interesting to observe the obvious biasness of mainstream media.
One of the skanks on Err America says today that a poll shows 51% of Americans favor impeachment of GWB. Who knows the source of such a poll - probably held on the DUmmies web site. There is some one month old news about Zogby conducting such a poll, but he was demanding payment - certainly Soros could fork over a few pennies for such! Are these people so brain dead that they honestly believe America removes its President based on a POLL?? They are imploding; or is the "impeachment fire" really growing to the point where they think they can get some Repubs to go along with articles of impeachment? What would it be based on? The supposed lies (THAT EVERYONE TOLD)? Yes, I know the house is controlled by the Repubs.
The Score in the Race to Judgment at the White House
Clinton Democrats:
61 indictments or misdemeanor charges
33 convictions
14 imprisonments
7 independent counsel investigations
72 congressional witnesses pleading the Fifth Amendment
19 foreign witnesses who declined interviews by investigative bodies
17 witnesses fleeing the country to avoid testifying
Bush Republicans:
1 indictment, not even on the primary issue
Here's some more wishful thinking. I wish they would televise this trial. That is the only way we will know for sure what is said during the testimony. Otherwise it will be reported by news reporters!