Maybe if the dims had a jobs fair they could have a sign that said career choices:
Victim
Welfare
Disenfranchised Voters
ELection Day Tire Slasher
Election Day Sign Stealer
Election Day window Smashing (of GOP HQ)
I guess alot of jobs dims create are 'seasonal' jobs
We may get back on topic now.
Wonderful suggestions. Thanks for the comic relief!