'Viagramania' grips Mideast male during Eid al-Fitr

Middle East Online ^ | 11/02/05

[LibWhacker]

Now, why exactly do they want 70 virgins?

[OpusatFR]

Wow...hide those camels!

[RichInOC]

I say if they're impotent, they oughta dress impotent.

[Onelifetogive]

'Viagramania' grips Mideast male during Eid al-Fitr

I suppose it is pronounce: "Eyed - I'll Fit Her"

[VRWCmember]

I knew Viagra was prescribed for ED, but who would have thought it was also prescribed for EID.

[lormand]

"Now, why exactly do they want 70 virgins?"

A question I always had as well.

Have they no experience with virgins?

One deterent would be to convince them that the 72 virgins look like Madeline Albright or Janet Reno.

[Bob]

"Figures reveal that during the holiday period, a time when families gather to celebrate Eid, pharmacists have seen a three-fold rise in demand for Viagra," it said.

When families gather?? WTF, O?

[adamsjas]

Have they no experience with virgins?

Every goat is a virgin at one time or another...

[TightyRighty]

more than half of all Middle East males, aged between 40 and 70, are affected by erectile dysfunction to some degree

Maybe it has something to do with their women.

[My2Cents]

"Kahlil, is that a stick of dynamite in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?"

[kaktuskid]

And goats throughout the Mid-east cower in fear!

[70times7]

"The rise in demand for Viagra during Eid reflects a worldwide trend for increased Viagra sales during holiday periods and festivals. There are similar patterns in Christian countries over Christmas and particularly in DC when congress is in session."

[small voice in the wilderness]

"Hey, Muffahl Atta! Nice tent, but why are you wearing it?"

[manwiththehands]

"ALLAH AKBAR!"

[Farmer Dean]

Anybody care to guess how middle eastern women feel about all this.They probibly make sure that there are plenty of goats and sheep in town at all times.

[seeker41]

"The rise in demand for Viagra during Eid reflects a worldwide trend for increased Viagra sales during holiday periods and festivals. There are similar patterns in Christian countries over Christmas."

What a bunch of bullcr@pola!

[seeker41]

ROTFLMAO!!!!I hate it when I get a visual.

[surely_you_jest]

Mecca and Medina - where men are men, and goats are nervous . . . .

[ARealMothersSonForever]

When families gather?? WTF, O?

Muzzie inbreeding makes Arkansas look downright Puritan. If you line-bred dogs this way in America, it would be criminal in most states. Thing is with the Arabs and muzzies, the genetic defects provide very interesting medical research.

[kalee]

The side effects of Viagra are...

Common

* flushing
* headache
* nasal congestion
* stomach discomfort following meals

Less Common

* abnormal vision including blurred vision, seeing shades of colors differently than before, or sensitivity to light
* bladder pain
* cloudy or bloody urine
* dizziness
* increased frequency of urination
* pain on urination
* diarrhea

Rare

* bleeding of the eye
* convulsions (seizures)
* decreased or double vision or other changes in vision
* prolonged, painful, or inappropriate erection of penis
* redness, burning, or swelling of the eye
* anxiety