[bobdsmith]

most people in America cannot accurately and distinctly define: evidence, fact, observation, record, repeatable, accurate, precise, experiment, variable, science, know, think, feel, notion, guess, hypothesis, theory, falsification criterion, prediction, predictive value, et cetera ad nauseam.

Everyone knows the definition of a theory. It's an assumption based on guesswork and presumed conjecture.

[CarolinaGuitarman]

And don't forget, when a theory gets proved it becomes a fact and then a Law, unlike Evolution, which is just a theory. Creationism is a valid scientific theory too.

And evolutionists hate God and religion, even though their ideology is just religion. Unlike Creationism, which is Science, not religion.

And, and... Einstein said "God doesn't play dice" so that settles it.

(sarcasm off)

[King Prout]

sadly, your quip is a fairly accurate summation of the popular understanding of that word.