"Over the weekend there were a total of 7 accidents reported on local roads which brings the monthly total to 18. The Highway Deptartment says it's expecting a total of 60. YOU'RE NOT TRYING FRIENDS!!!"
One of these days we will get a pandemic flu. They've happened in the past, and they will happen again. Will it be the Avian flu? Maybe. Maybe not. I am thankful the President is taking steps to be prepared just in case.