To: Anti-Bubba182
Great!
So now, instead of more help on the floor, HD will have to have someone patrol their restrooms every five minutes looking for people glued to the john... Just damn.
23 posted on
11/02/2005 8:07:51 PM PST by
clee1
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
To: clee1
Lol! Maybe they just need to have the employees be alert for the screams.
To: clee1; Lijahsbubbe; hellinahandcart; Hillary's Lovely Legs
So now, instead of more help on the floor, HD will have to have someone patrol their restrooms every five minutes looking for people glued to the john... Just damn. Nah, they'll just have to install signs stating the obvious: DON'T SIT ON THE TOILET SEATS.
He wasn't just caught with his pants down... he was caught sitting down on a public-use toilet seat. The ick-o-meter is pegged out to the max. Sad, but this lesson should not have to be learned the hard way.
He probably didn't even wash his hands on the way out.
43 posted on
11/02/2005 8:19:23 PM PST by
Thinkin' Gal
(As it was in the days of NO...)
To: clee1
every five minutes looking for people glued to the john...
I had a roommate who had all of his underwear sewn together by a former roommate. For revenge, my roommate decided to sew him in bed with fishing twine before he woke up.....
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