[Mike Bates]

I had to wait in line for 15 minutes at a Home Depot. I'm suing.

Who ya gonna call?

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

John The Breck Girl, er, John Edwards is coming to my neighborhood. If I wasn't going to be busy that night, I'd be freeping this event.

New Trier politics John Edwards to appear

Former U.S. Senator and vice presidential candidate John Edwards will headline the New Trier Democratic Organization's 2005 Annual Dinner on Nov. 6 at the Renaissance Chicago North Shore Hotel in Northbrook.

Edwards is scheduled to speak at 7:30 p.m. about the national landscape, national leadership and his One America Committee, a group dedicated to building "one America that works for all of us."

Nearly 300 North Shore citizens are expected to attend, including Democratic politicians U.S. Rep. Jan Schakowsky of the 9th district, state Sens. Jeff Schoenberg of the 9th district and Susan Garrett of the 29th district, state Reps. Julie Hamos of the 18th district, and Karen May of the 58th district, and Cook County Commissioner Larry Suffredin, who represents the 13th county district. A volunteer service award will go to B.S. Subbukrishna of Wilmette.

Call (847) 446-8030.