"For one, if there was "glue" on the seat you would have to have smelled it just entering the restroom."
Store bathrooms are notorious for smells, and glue isn't one of them.
"Two, you would have seen it on the seat. Or noticed something was on the toilet seat. "
Not if one were running for their life prarie dogging it into the bathroom.
"Store bathrooms are notorious for smells, and glue isn't one of them"
Any glue that can stick a man to a toliet seat has to be some potent stuff. All the glues I know of that could do that have a very powerful smell.
"if one were running for their life prarie dogging it into the bathroom"
I`ve done that, and when I have, my butt didn`t touch the seat, until things settled down and I could then check. But, I will by the argument.
Which as led my to think of one thing. Did anyone check for evidence that this man actually used the restroom, as he stated??????? There would be something left in the bowl, I would assume. If not, then his claim is even more suspicious !
Or he could be a sitzpinkler, in which case, I say send him to therapy.