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Man Sues After Using Glue-Covered Toilet
Yahoo News/AP ^
| 11/2/2005
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Posted on 11/02/2005 5:33:30 PM PST by Mike Bates
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To: CindyDawg
"Yeah. Something stinks about this case."
LOL Good one.
Did you see the movie "Jackass"? One of those idiots took a dump in a toilet that was sitting on a store display. Middle of the day, he's sitting on the pot, pants around his ankles, reading the newspaper and actually pinches a loaf (his cohort with a camera takes a look in the potty).
There are some sick puppies in this world, more than willing to put their stupidity on film for the whole world to see.
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posted on
11/03/2005 4:14:44 AM PST
by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
To: CindyDawg
I can't believe he didn't check out the toilet seat before sitting down.......especially in the mens restroom!
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posted on
11/03/2005 6:05:27 AM PST
by
Rose of Sharn
(I get the best answers when I talk to myself!)
To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
A volunteer service award will go to B.S. Subbukrishna of Wilmette.They're givin' out a BS award and Jumpin' Johnny ain't getting it? Something doesn't compute.
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posted on
11/03/2005 7:14:08 AM PST
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: Mike Bates; Maximus of Texas
Hrmph! Ain't gonna play.......
Okay, since you asked, who puts their bare butt on a public toilet seat anyway??? Eewwwwww..I've long ago learned the hover craft method which has kept my bare assets glue-free fer over 30 years.
Now I'll go back to being offended.
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posted on
11/03/2005 7:15:40 AM PST
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: Millee
Okay, since you asked, who puts their bare butt on a public toilet seat anyway???Okay, since you asked:
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posted on
11/03/2005 7:21:55 AM PST
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: metmom
You just never know what those little spots of liquid on the seat might be. Actually, I have a pretty good idea what those little spots of liquid on the toilet seat might be and this is why I (like most people) will only sit on a public toilet if it is a matter of urgency.
On a related note I've seen nothing worse in my life than the toilets (heads) on an aircraft carrier.
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posted on
11/03/2005 7:22:16 AM PST
by
Drew68
To: Mike Bates
You're no fun. You stole the John Deadwards line with post #1. I guess this guy suing at all is all Bush's fault.
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posted on
11/03/2005 9:59:39 AM PST
by
.cnI redruM
(Because change is not something you talk into existence.)
To: .cnI redruM
You're no fun. Sigh. I've been told that all my life. Usually by gals.
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posted on
11/03/2005 10:36:16 AM PST
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: BipolarBob
The case will be laughed out of the court.
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posted on
11/03/2005 12:37:39 PM PST
by
GSlob
To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace; parakeetfan
Nearly 300 North Shore citizens are expected to attend, including Democratic politicians U.S. Rep. Jan Schakowsky of the 9th district, state Sens. Jeff Schoenberg of the 9th district and Susan Garrett of the 29th district, state Reps. Julie Hamos of the 18th district, and Karen May of the 58th district, and Cook County Commissioner Larry Suffredin, who represents the 13th county district. A volunteer service award will go to B.S. Subbukrishna of Wilmette. Hopefully, the suspense of Edwards presentation will keep the audience glued to their seats.
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posted on
11/04/2005 7:48:11 AM PST
by
TheRightGuy
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