Why not just clarify what brand of creationism you believe in:
A) Flat Earth Creationism
B) Geocentric Creationism
C) Young-Earth Creationism
D) Old-Earth Creationism
E) Gap Creationism
F) Day-Age Creationism
G) Progressive Creationism
H) Intelligent Design Creationism
I) Evolutionary Creationism
All detailed here . In all fairness, we should know how much good science you're sweeping under the rug before being critical.
I believe God created the heavens and the earth. I have no idea when he did this but I would imagine it was over 6,000 years ago. And I'm not impressed with your little list.
Very apropos tagline.