Harry Reid: Genius or Moron?

National Ledger ^ | Nov 2, 2005 | CK Rairden

[patriciamary]

I'm sorry to say,but many Americans are buying this crap,and all you hear daily is negative things ,you began to think negative,and as usual the republicans ALWAYS say too little, way too late.

[wita]

More on! I love the comment I heard this morning from a guest on The Tony Snow show. Harry Reid is like the head of the democrat party without the rabies shot.

[Cyclopean Squid]

Super-genius--a mind of his caliber is given to humanity only once per millennium, nay, once ever. We should consider ourselves privileged to bask in the light his intellect imparts. Every thought that passes through Reid's iron brain should be recorded for posterity, for them to study and marvel.

Mankind as a race is not yet ready for the staggering truths revealed by Reid--only in the distant future will we will capable of comprehending what Reid knew intuitively. His ideas will lead to cures for all ailments, the end of want, and the perfection of society.

With the greatness imposed by temporal distance, our progeny will see Reid as a godhead. Temples consecrated to him will dot the map, penetrating not only the West but even the lands of isolated tribes in the heart of Africa. Once we conquer the stars, missionaries will carry the teachings of Reid across the swathes of space, and alien peoples will embrace him as Savior.

Reid is nothing less than the greatest Mental Titan who ever lived or ever will live--a colossus who towers above not only his brethren humanity but all of Creation, including Nyarlathotep. I am in awe of him, and fear what he could do. A mere thought can rearrange the cosmology of the universe itself.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Harry's "Hold muh incumbency and watch this..." moment.

[EDINVA]

Sen. Roberts was on Fox this am, and said he will do everything he can to make the (probably heavily redacted) report public. Not likely, but that might shut up Reid and Comrades. I'd love to see them all embarassed by the report and, apparently, so would Roberts and Frist.

[NewMediaFan]

LOL

I will start building my Shrine to Reid tomorrow so that I can ponder his greatness daily.

[sauropod]

Moronodon.

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

Moronic Mormon.

[andy58-in-nh]

Moron.

[MNJohnnie]

Senator Harry Reid is a Moron's Moron. One cannot believe how incredibly stupid he is. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. Reid is trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. He emits more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. His speaking has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride Reid's ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

Harry Reid is just another democrat thug, but he looks like an overly emotional twit. The people who put him in office need to vote him out of office so he can calm down.

[ShowMeMom]

Over at DU they are voting "genius". That pretty well settles it.

[SkyPilot]

These "talking points" are hilarious. Japanese propaganda from Tokyo Rose was more convincing. Can I play too? Here are a few more "talking points" for the Dems to use:

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* We Democrats voted for the war, before we told you we were against it.

* The workers control the means of production.

* Nothing is our fault, because we don't manage or lead anything. Therefore, we ask the country to put us Democrats in charge of everything (clever, huh?)

* Hillary Clinton is a very attractive woman.

* Money is evil, and wealth is bad!!! By the way, can we have some of yours?

* Black is white, and up is down.

* A left-handed-homosexual-dwarf-person-of-color deserves special rights over and above those provided for in the Constitution, State and Federal Laws, and the Bill of Rights, but innocent unborn children don't even deserve to be born.

* Guns are bad, but armed body guards for the elite are OK.

* A Federal Government that fails miserably means that Government deserves even more money--especially in my State or District.

[USAFJeeper]

From an old Funky Winkerbean strip.

Gentlemen, I think we have just confirmed the existence of a mental black hole.

Wheres that baby crying picture for the DemonRats party?

[EDINVA]

what you're saying is Reid sets a superduper precedent for stupid?

[MNJohnnie]

what you're saying is Reid sets a superduper precedent for stupid?

I think he sets a whole new level. Maybe have to come up with a new word. Your are so Reid.....Man that is Reid. I cannot believe how completely Reid you are.

[kas2591]

I vote "traitor"

[Redleg Duke]

Moron

[petercooper]

I don't know who's dumber- Harry Reid or Juan Williams.

[fortunecookie]

Reid gets my vote for moron. He's heading the way of Howard Dean, a screaming looney.