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Ohio man may help find needle in haystack(Farmersonly.com, dating service for farmers)
Daily Times, a New Voice for a New Pakistan ^ | 11/2/05 | Daily Times' anonymous writer

Posted on 11/02/2005 6:05:10 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat

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1 posted on 11/02/2005 6:05:11 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Diddle E. Squat
I'm good when I'm baaaa-d!


2 posted on 11/02/2005 6:06:59 AM PST by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: silverleaf

Even cowgirls get the blues...


3 posted on 11/02/2005 6:09:29 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Diddle E. Squat

They crashed the server..


4 posted on 11/02/2005 6:12:24 AM PST by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
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To: Diddle E. Squat

She thinks my tractor's sexy!


5 posted on 11/02/2005 6:15:46 AM PST by neodad (Rule Number 1: Be Armed)
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To: Diddle E. Squat
“Single farmers need to find someone who can relate to what they do. Those people are out there. They just need to meet ‘em,” said the site’s owner, Jerry Miller of the Cleveland suburb of Beachwood. Miller, 52, created the site in May after listening to a divorced farmer speak of her dating woes.

Just wondering how this guy managed to meet a divorced farmer in Beechwood. Lotsa places in Beechwood to get Gucci'd and Pucci'd, or find an authentic Jewish deli, but I don't think there's a single Agway or Tractor Supply store in town....

6 posted on 11/02/2005 6:23:43 AM PST by Kenton (Muslims want to play by "girls' rules")
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To: Diddle E. Squat

"I'm too sexy for my...overalls. Too sexy for my overalls...."


7 posted on 11/02/2005 6:41:01 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Diddle E. Squat; jellybean; NormsRevenge; tuliptree76; Hoodlum91; Mr. Jeeves; Dr Stormfist; ...

But how, Ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen Paree?


8 posted on 11/02/2005 6:47:46 AM PST by apackof2 (There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither works. Will Rogers)
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To: neodad; carlr
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
9 posted on 11/02/2005 6:51:06 AM PST by apackof2 (There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither works. Will Rogers)
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To: Diddle E. Squat
Ohio man may help find needle in haystack

Instead of looking for neeedles in a haystack, if the men would simply look for sex in the haystack, they should find it.

That is what my cousins did on the farms in Ohio. They were in some of these cities mentioned--Kent, Medina and others.

Why should men look for needles when the farmgirls are looking for sex in the haystack? That is the way it was in Ohio back in the 60s and 70s.

C'mon man. Prioritize!

10 posted on 11/02/2005 7:00:50 AM PST by Dont_Tread_On_Me_888 (Bush's #1 priority Africa. #2 priority appease Fox and Mexico . . . USA priority #64.)
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To: Diddle E. Squat

I can't believe I just opened up this thread! Last night we ate at a restaurant which serves at least 200-300 prime rib meals a night. (AND THE SERVINGS WERE HUGE) I felt like a child when I asked my husband..WHERE DOES ALL THE MEAT COME FROM. I know it's a stupid question, and I know the answer, but every restaurant, every supermarket, every fast food restaurant...there's tons of meat. It just seems unimaginable to me. WHERE DOES ALL THE MEAT COME FROM. Are there any meat farmers out there? I want an answer!


11 posted on 11/02/2005 7:01:53 AM PST by Hildy
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Really?

12 posted on 11/02/2005 7:24:40 AM PST by carlr
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To: carlr
Really?

Really!

13 posted on 11/02/2005 7:35:44 AM PST by apackof2 (There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither works. Will Rogers)
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To: Hildy

Meat farmers?


14 posted on 11/02/2005 7:53:31 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

WELL I KNOW THAT!!! LOL! But when I think how many cows have to be ... CATLLED...it boggles my mind, that's all.


15 posted on 11/02/2005 8:05:49 AM PST by Hildy
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Woooo BABY! MORE COWBELL!


16 posted on 11/02/2005 8:06:02 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: neodad; Diddle E. Squat; apackof2
Does that mean she has to wear John Deere Green at the wedding?

Or will he just wear camo?


17 posted on 11/02/2005 8:18:22 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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To: apackof2; Army Air Corps

Now I'm going to have Kenny Chesney going through my head all day...


18 posted on 11/02/2005 8:18:22 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

There could be worse people going through your head!


19 posted on 11/02/2005 8:25:44 AM PST by Hoodlum91
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To: Dashing Dasher
LOL

Well....."the whole town said that he should have used red
But it looked good to Charlene
In John Deere green"

20 posted on 11/02/2005 8:29:20 AM PST by apackof2 (There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither works. Will Rogers)
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