A letter has come into my hands. Here is part of it showing how huge this conspiracy is and how far reaching it is.
(exerpted):
"Dear Pope: 1593 A.D.
As you know I have been researching the history of Man..........It has come to my attention that the word 'human' is not Latin, but Sanskrit, from 'hanuman' the well known Hindu monkey God......... We all know that in Hindu theology, we rise by levels until we reach the deity. My research conclusively shows that the deity is Hanuman. In other words our existence here on Earth is part of our becoming one with a monkey.............I urge your holiness to cover this up. If it becomes popular knowledge the Earth will descend into chaos and turmoil...................
Yours, Prof. Fribbitz
FR University (located on an island somewhere off the coast of Transylvania)"
Unfortunately the pope at that time (late 1500's) was too busy with the French and English and Germans to do much, but his secrtetary made sure to change the definition to "humanus" from "Hanuman". The Catholic Church is part of this great conbspiracy!
The next stage is an old Victorian goof named Charles Darwin. He promulgated a theory that we descended from monkey and ape like ancestors. Fortunately the Vatican's strong arms got to him before he said we were all monkey's Uncles.
Recently the DNA sequence of Hanuman's (oops!, humans) and Chimp's have been determined. Once again the Vatican strong armed these people into saying we are only 98% similar. The truth is we are 100% the same.
This letter is crumbling before my very eyes, but the truth must be told.
WE ARE NOT DESCENDED FROM MONKEYS - WE ARE MONKEYS!.
Creationists and Evolutionists alike will both be astounded by this. We must tell the truth. When you achieve perfection and become one with the deity you will look like this:
http://www.sanatansociety.org/indian_epics_and_stories/the_life_of_hanuman.htm
great tagline