An appealing thought, but not analogous. The naked pictures ARE the offending product. The proper analogy would be a white can that said "Drinking Water" and bore the Playboy bunny logo (listing the name and logo of the company producing the offending product).
Offending to who?
You already said, water is water, and that means it was not about the can, when it was only about the can. The water wasn't just floating in the air, it was in cans.
Water is water, but, a can aint just a can, that is the real point the south baptists were making, but people lie and say it was only about water, when they know it wasn't. It was about the can.
I demand my water come in cans with Naked Women Pictures on it, from Playboy.
Water is water and people keep saying its just about water, and water is water.
We used to call the technique of changing the focus of the story from what it is to what it aint, fudging. I think we have us some old fudgers on here, accusing some church goers of not giving water, when they did, and not wanting to get involved in pushin a Beer Company, when they already have been saying they was against Beer Companys since before I was born.
I think I will need a more few beers tonight so I can forget how much lying I keep seeing on here.