[Brilliant]

Personally, I like this one:

[SamAdams76]

Here's another example of Bush's inability to govern. I was taking a shower this morning and when I took off my wedding ring, it bounced on the floor and disappeared. It took me nearly five minutes to find it (it was behind the toilet).

Now if Bush really cared about me, he would have had somebody on their hands and knees finding that ring for me so that I wouldn't have to waste all that time trying to find it.

Guess I should have gone with Kerry. He would have had the situation under control, I'm sure.

[Jeff Head]

Unbelievable...such people are asking for a totalitarian government of the worst sort.