[Hatteras]

Maybe Ashton Kutcher can go in his place...

[daviscupper]

No. We want to win the war. Or maybe you were thinking that Demi Moore would become a widow and the Willis could get back together again.

[fortunecookie]

Maybe Ashton Kutcher can go in his place...

Bwa-ha-ha!!! As though he could fill Bruce's shoes! Not that we have to worry, we don't hear about Ashton volunteering...

Gotta love Bruce!! Photo courtesy of the JerseyGOP via Google.