I wonder where they are.
Clearly, you don't understand how this is done...
President Bush on phone:
Hello? US Mint? Oh, good. This is the President. I need you to run off $7,100,000,000 in currency ASAP. Can you get that done by close of business today? You can? Great! Thanks, byeSee how easy that is?
That would have been funnier if it wasn't so close to the truth.... :(