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Need Help Voting? Detroit Votes For You (Morbid Debbie Schlussel Humor On Her Native Mo'Town Alert)
Debbie Schlussel.com ^ | 11/01/05 | Debbie Schlussel

Posted on 11/01/2005 7:22:52 AM PST by goldstategop

Need Help Voting?: Detroit Votes for You By Debbie Schlussel

Need help voting? In a solution to the Palm Beach fiasco (butterfly ballots with old people who couldn't figure it out), the City of Detroit "pre-votes" for you.

As reported by Detroit's ABC news affiliate, some Detroit voters received their absentee ballots with the votes already cast for Detroit City Clerk Jackie Currie and her buddy, embattled Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick ("the Hip Hop Mayor").

Strangely, Currie--who administers all elections in Detroit and distributes the ballots--got more votes than any candidate in the August primary. Gee, I wonder why.

All of this is in top of a Sunday Detroit News investigation that showed many absentee ballots--as many as 380,000!--registered to dead people, fraudulent/invalid addresses, and mentally incapacitated voters. The News reported that Currie's paid workers "help" incapacitated voters in a back room at nursing homes.

The paper also reported that these suspicious "practices" date back to 1964, when Currie and her late husband were charged with solciting people to sign applications for absentee ballots and "advising" them how to mark their ballots.

With Detroit as the largest voting bloc in the State of Michigan, is it any surprise that John Kerry won the State--with Jackie Currie on his side?

Unfortunately, The Detroit News (a/k/a "The Detroit Spews") gives credence to Malik Shabazz as a legitimate Currie critic. He is a racist and anti-Semite in the Farrakhan mold, who blamed Israel and the Jews at a 9/11 memorial right after the 2001 attacks. Incredibly, the Spews doesn't mention a lick of this. Par for the course at this apologist paper for radical Islam.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Editorial; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Michigan
KEYWORDS: debbieschlussel; detroit; jackiecurrie; malikshabazz; michigan; motown; newfallujah; votefraud
Too stupid to vote? The City Of Detroit will vote for you and will naturally cast the ballot for the incumbent Democrats. Just the latest in Democratic vote fraud in Mo'Town. No story from New Fallujah is complete without a reference to Malik Shabazz. In this case per Debbie Schlussel's morbid sense of humor this morning, you'd want one corrupt Democrat to win (even if its very questionable) over a racist Farrakhan-type one. Jackie Currie may cook the election books but she's far from being the worst of the Detroit elite. For a historical footnote, Bush would have won Michigan but for vote fraud in Detroit.

("Denny Crane: Gun Control? For Communists. She's a liberal. Can't hunt.")

1 posted on 11/01/2005 7:22:53 AM PST by goldstategop
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To: goldstategop

Detroit, Michigan = Lagos, Nigeria


2 posted on 11/01/2005 7:29:56 AM PST by GungaLaGunga
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To: goldstategop

Sending out unrequested absentee ballots invites fraud. Who is checking to see if the people who are supposed to get the ballots are really voting? Two hundred fifty dollars for disobeying a court order is ridiculous. If you fail to appear for a traffic ticket, you will end up paying a greater fine, not to mention insurance costs.


3 posted on 11/01/2005 7:30:42 AM PST by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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Tripe


4 posted on 11/01/2005 7:51:21 AM PST by Oystir
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To: goldstategop

I thought The Detroit News was the conservative paper, or at least it was when I was still living in Windsor. I'd love to hear what Debbie thinks of the Free Press!


5 posted on 11/01/2005 8:13:20 AM PST by RightWingAtheist (Free the Crevo Three!)
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To: GungaLaGunga

Lagos is probably better.


6 posted on 11/01/2005 8:26:54 AM PST by Clock King ("How will it end?" - Emperor; "In Fire." - Kosh)
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To: RightWingAtheist

The News hasn't been conservative since Thomas Bray stopped running the show.


7 posted on 11/01/2005 2:23:25 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("My Gov'nor don't got the answer")
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To: Dan from Michigan

Too bad. It was a fresh breath of sanity in a nutty city.


8 posted on 11/01/2005 3:57:40 PM PST by RightWingAtheist (Free the Crevo Three!)
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