No Child Left Behind: The Football Version
1. All teams must make the state playoffs, and all will win
the championship. If a team does not win the championship, they will
be on probation until they are the champions, and coaches will be
held accountable.
2. All kids will be expected to have the same football skills
at the same time and in the same conditions. No exceptions will be
made for interest in football, a desire to perform athletically, or
genetic abilities or disabilities. ALL KIDS WILL PLAY FOOTBALL AT A
PROFICIENT LEVEL.
3. Talented players will be asked to work out on their own
without instruction. Coaches will use all their instructional time
with the athletes who aren't interested in football, have limited
athletic ability or whose parents don't like football.
4. All coaches will be proficient in all aspects of football,
or they will be released.
5. Games will be played year round, but statistics will only
be kept in the 4th, 8th and 11th games.
6. This will create a New Age of sports where every school is
expected to have the same level of talent and all teams will reach
the same minimal goals
We already have that in the NFL. Its Called Parity, and enforced through the salary cap.
HEHEHEHE:)
In our school district, they added a new one. No child will be retained in the same grade regardless of what they have not learned. Move them forward at all costs. Amen. PS by third grade they can then be labeled learning disabled and afforded additional help at significant cost. Amen.