[oyez]

Do you know the difference between Catholics and Baptists?

Catholics will speak to each other a the liquor store.

[TKDietz]

I don't want to rip Baptists, because most people I know are Baptists. But Baptists are almost as likely as Catholics to be drinkers, they just don't do it or talk about it at church. Shoot, most Baptist weddings I've been to have two receptions. The first one is a short little boring one at the church, and then the second one is at the country club or somewhere where there will be plenty of booze and dancing. There always seems to be a lot more people at the second reception.

[jb6]

Catholics will speak to each other a the liquor store

I thought that that was teh difference between Methodists and Baptists.