[new yorker 77]

I emailed these two:

"A New York Times Stool Pigeon" or "A New York Times Stool Sample"

[DCBryan1]

LOL...good one...I was thinking (in my best Austrailian accent:

Looky here mate! A very rare species indeed, and in its natural environment! It looks like she's about to shed her skin...this is Columnists Miserablous, also known as the common NYT Lounge Lesbian Lizard".