In a police station somewhere in England...
Sargeant: 'Now, if y'come across a Moo-slim settin' his Mrs. aflame with a bit of petrol, just remember the 'ome office instructions. The Moo-slims are loovly lot just like you an' me, mates. Only diff'rence is that these blokes like to rough up their Mrs. a bit before they break out the ol' weddin' tackle. Noo-thin' to see there, just move along and respect diversity* the way the guv'ners in the EU 'ave told us to.'
* Diversity; di-ver-sity; a compound word from the root words: [Div]isive, per[ver]sion and adver[sity].
Oops!
Should read: 'In a police station somewhere in Australia...'